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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Fred: I is . . .
Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."
Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
I got an anonymous letter today.
Oh, really - who was it from?!
1st vampire: How things?
2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.
`Wait a minute,' he said, `you've written the address upside down.'
`I know,' said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.'
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.
"I'll see, sir," said the clerk.
"What is your name?"
"You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman.
"Won't you see the name on the envelope?"
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