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How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it may concern.
Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
Best vicious . . .
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.
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