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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang mail.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead letter day.
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